The Scariest Story in the Whole World

"Who wants to hear a scary stoorrrryyyy?" (playfully quivering)
I'm going to tell the scariest story in the whole wild world.  It's going to be so scary."
Ok, let me start."
Once upon a time there were three ponies camping.  They were eating smores together when along came a ghost pony!"
Can you guess what the ghost pony's favorite food is?"
It's SMOREEESSS"  (sung in a high note)
"And then the ghost pony ate all their smores and the three ponies were so mad."
"The End"